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I want to know more about Gordon the Invincible. I like wild boars. I have a wild boar plush toy that oinks when you squeeze it. I really really like wild boars. I really really like Dark Ones. I want more Gordon the Invincible.

Also, this is my 40,000th post

I wonder if it was a Dark One who could transform into a fire-breathing boar? Like usually he’s a man, but he can shapeshift?

Well, Gordon’s story is quite tragic.  His real name was Pumba.  He was not actually a boar but a Warthog but the Dark One Curse distorted that.  

You see after the death of his Meerkat life partner he just couldn’t cope so he decided to go skewer a Dark One on his tusk and get revenge on the world that wronged him.  However as he impaled The Dark One with his tusk the Dark One either accidentally (or by Pumba’s rage) fell onto the kriss dagger he carried.   Though the name Pumba was on the dagger now the angry Dark One Warthog took on the name Gordon.

He became obsessed with raising Meerkats from the dead.  It was during such an experiment that created a zombified Timon that the desperate, starving, and otherwise heroic Zoso snuck up on him and killed him.   He had roast Warthog that night as The Dark One.

…Is that not how Zoso became The Dark One?

I think I might need more sleep…

VERY VERY VERY ACCEPTED INDEED.

@endangeredslug Here it is!!!!!!

I’ll take it!

HE’S PUMBAA I KNEW IT!!

Wait. Zoso? You know what that soudnds like right?

Originally posted by ohifonlyx33

Before Zoso was the dark one, he was the adviser for the king of lions. He took care of the prince until the king died and the prince went missing. Years later, the prince returned and with him, the two who raised him during the time. Zazu watched as pumba went down a path of darkness after their happy ending and took it upon himself to stop the warthog, his duty was to the safety of the kingdom and the king of lions after all. But when he found what he had done, Zoso couldn’t face his sins. he too gave into the darkness.

So yeah, to add to that headcanon of gorgon being pumba, I think Zoso was actually Zazu.