Silver Tongue
If you’re chasing someone with a saltshaker, does that mean you’re charging them with a salt?

jitterbugjive:

fantherkingchris:

slagartehfox:

aspect-rei:

jestre:

silver-tongues-blog:

bestest-birb:

Get out

not liking puns is an invite to be peppered with the shittiest ones.

Well, someone’s gonna get salty.

maybe they should determine the sauce of their troubles

and do it fast so their bitterness doesn’t ketchup with them. 

I think I MUSTARD up the courage to reblog this just for the puns

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C'mon jitters, don’t be so mild. Spice things up a bit.

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