If you're chasing someone with a saltshaker, does that mean you're charging them with a salt?
bestest-birb

Get out

silver-tongues-blog

not liking puns is an invite to be peppered with the shittiest ones.

jestre

Well, someone’s gonna get salty.

jitterbugjive

mint-and-love

shhh you might want to be careful before the cops pepper you

morseapple

You guys have to much thyme on your hands

arkanik7th

Tread GINGER-ly here. You might not find ANISE audience for the puns. You might CUMIN to some real trouble. Last thing you need is for someone to get out the MACE.

jestre

Now you’re just being cheesy.

arkanik7th

All I wanted to do was SPICE things up. *Shrug*

jestre

Are we milking this too much? XD

silver-tongues-blog

I don’t think people will stop egging him on.