Fact: asexuals are not plants. They can, however, control plants - a phenomenon known as botanokinesis - which may be the source of this common misconception.
Asexuals are indeed not plants. Most plants are horny little fucks. You see them big gratuitous sexual display organs?
UGH!
Disgusting.
what AHHH! Here’s one caught in the act itself get a fucking room.
VERY NSFW