blissmanifesto

His clones lacked his legendary skills.

res-orb

Phaser set to kill, goodbye Redshirt.

hungrylikekevin

It was all for not, God.

therealduckandpenguin

The aliens proved to be unfriendly.

party-wok

We should have locked that lab.

barelysarcasm

Asked about love, God blue screened.

andribbonsofeuphoria

He was on earth after all.

twoheadedbourbon

Had a bellyache, not a bellyache.

runonsentencesaboutemotions

He was free. Or was he?

mattfractionblog

Baby Hitler always shoots first, Ben.

agentpaxieamor

It wasn’t worth it; never is.

copperbadge

Those aren’t its eyes.

writlargefic

Accidental duplication reduced by 10%, sir

melissae-astron

Back in my day, humans resisted.

eastofthemoon

The cyborg was a bad dancer.

asatira

Imagine life after the cryptid revelation.

patrickat

He said he would be back.

animatedamerican

We wept when we remembered Earth.

attractivegkry

What does this red button do?

ihavealotoffeelings

They heard movement inside the structure.

villainsexuale

First contact was also the last.

justthefangirl

They were bringing us a cure…

morseapple

What is in the airlock, open?

scraps-is-busy

The town vanished in one night.

silver-tongues-blog

The aliens had a bigger ship