marauders4evr:

ahyesbutyouseeno:

sieciech:

then who’s gonna be the next idiot to try and invade russia during winter

#donald trump

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Both Napoleon and Hitler invaded Russia in the early summer.

But the Russians were f**king brilliant and essentially retreated further and further into their country, literally causing the troops to chase after them.

This happened for months until the Russian troops burned all of the enemy’s supplies and left them for dead in the frozen countryside.

It was the literal historical equivalent of that one running gag in the old Looney Tunes cartoons where Bugs Bunny cries, “I darest you to step across this line!” and the villain keeps stepping until Bugs leads them to their doom.

So in order for someone to try invading Russia again, you need someone who has the stubbornness and idiocy of an exaggerated Looney Tunes villain.

So…

Yeah, Donald Trump.