flirting with a man at a bar
me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in
unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*
me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*
fool: what the fuck?
me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–
This is literally gonna be. Also, this is 100% how my Rocket Grunt operates.