things to consider:

- Alphys turning out to be a pro at wearing high heels because her tail helps her keep her balance

- only it also forces her to stand up straight so she looks super tough

- it makes her feel really powerful and confident

- she starts wearing heels whenever she leaves her house/lab and her friends are both frightened and in awe of this short, sweaty, suddenly very confident little reptile lady

- Alphys has a nice time and everyone is happy for her, except for Undyne, who’s now permanently dehydrated