buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:

buffshaggy:

quiettimeeverytime:

buffshaggy:

*Buff Shaggy stared down at his wimpy, lean body and screamed*

“LIKE, WHO STOLE MY MUSCLES??”

NO MAN IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO RIVAL THE MUSCLES OF JOHN CENA.

I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PUNY PECS AND AWFUL ABS INTO MY BEING, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND.

LEARN FROM THIS, SHAGSTERINO. NONE MAY CHALLENGE ME.

*Shaggy paused in pure shock for like, 4 days straight*

“J-JOHN CENA….”

“I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS!!! I WILL TAKE MY LUSCIOUS, BURLY MUSCLES BACK!!!!!”

*Shaggy DIVES at John Cena with all his might*

Originally posted by prussexual

NOOOOOO!

I WAS WRONG!

THE POWER WAS INSIDE HIM ALL ALOOOOOOOOONG!

*John Cena bursts into a million tiny WWE Title Belts*

*Shaggy felt intense power surge through every part of his scrawny, weak body*

“L-LIKE, WHAT’S HAPPENING??”

*Millions of sparkles envelop Shaggy*

“THIS POWER”

“IT FEELS SO….”

“MUSCULARRRRRRRR”

*Buff Shaggy, now his regular super unnaturally muscular self, stared at the limp pile of WWE Title Belts*

“JOHN CENA… YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT YOU WERE FOOLISH TO TRY AND STOP ME…”