*Buff Shaggy stared down at his wimpy, lean body and screamed*
“LIKE, WHO STOLE MY MUSCLES??”
NO MAN IS WORTHY ENOUGH TO RIVAL THE MUSCLES OF JOHN CENA.
I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PUNY PECS AND AWFUL ABS INTO MY BEING, FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND.
LEARN FROM THIS, SHAGSTERINO. NONE MAY CHALLENGE ME.
*Shaggy paused in pure shock for like, 4 days straight*
“J-JOHN CENA….”
“I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS!!! I WILL TAKE MY LUSCIOUS, BURLY MUSCLES BACK!!!!!”
*Shaggy DIVES at John Cena with all his might*
Originally posted by prussexual
NOOOOOO!
I WAS WRONG!
THE POWER WAS INSIDE HIM ALL ALOOOOOOOOONG!
*John Cena bursts into a million tiny WWE Title Belts*
*Shaggy felt intense power surge through every part of his scrawny, weak body*
“L-LIKE, WHAT’S HAPPENING??”
*Millions of sparkles envelop Shaggy*
“THIS POWER”
“IT FEELS SO….”
“MUSCULARRRRRRRR”
*Buff Shaggy, now his regular super unnaturally muscular self, stared at the limp pile of WWE Title Belts*
“JOHN CENA… YOU WERE A WORTHY OPPONENT, BUT YOU WERE FOOLISH TO TRY AND STOP ME…”