Silver Tongue
Other Things To Do To A Drunken Sailor

rainbowbarnacle:

brighteyedjill:

voidbat:

alexmuninn:

  • Draw a dick on his face in Sharpie
  • Add his boss as a friend on Facebook
  • Eat the last of his Nutella
  • Text his ex with a “U up?” message
  • Tell the IRS he owes back taxes
  • Log in to gmail and change his password

every single one of these fits the rhythm of the song. i sang each one of them. :D

my mom’s addition was always “hit him in the face with a vick’s inhaler”

I don’t know why this is so funny, but it is. Sing it. Go on. I’ll wait. 

EAR-LAY IN THA MOOORNIN’!

Remove all of his netflix queue

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