xenodile:

determinedtomato:

Undertale au where the whole game is a D&D session and Asriel is the DM

Frisk: i roll to pet the dog.

Asriel: you pet the dog. it was a good dog.

Frisk: i roll to pet th-

Asriel: Frisk you’ve been petting the dog for the past 5 turns you can stop now.

Frisk: i roll to pet the dog.

Asriel: The Absolute God of Hyperdeath casts Galacta Blazing- 

Papyrus: I DON’T REMEMBER SEEING THAT SPELL IN ANY OF THE RULE BOOKS.  OR THIS CHARACTER.  OR ANYTHING FROM THIS CAMPAIGN, REALLY.

Asriel: W-well, it’s from the newest edition available online, s-so just hush.  Anyway, Frisk, roll for evasion.

Frisk: I rolled a 1.

Asriel: Galacta Blazing strikes you square in the chest, piercing your very soul and dealing 5d8 arcane damage totaling…29 damage after armor and resistance.  Your life is brought to -20, killing yo-

Frisk: I roll to resist.

Asriel: What.

Frisk: I roll to resist dying.

Asriel: Frisk you have a Light Armor score of 3 and no magic resistance, how are you going to-

Frisk: My soul is too determined and refuses to die.

Asriel: …Okay, fine.  You make one last ditch effort to resist the God of Hyperdeath’s pow-

Papyrus: I LOOKED UP THE LATEST EDITION OF THE RULE BOOKS ONLINE BUT I COULDN’T FIND THE GOD OF HYPERDEATH ANYWHERE, AND GALACTA BLAZING ISN’T IN ANY OF THE SPELL COMPENDIUMS.

Asriel: Papyrus, not now!  I’m just about to wi-

Frisk: I rolled a 20.  

Asriel: …Your soul refused to die…restoring you to full health…