Silver Tongue

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This outlandish homophobic troll is under the impression that being a lesbian causes the vagina to “dry out.”

Like he thinks only some sort of magical man-aura induces fluid production I guess.

And if you don’t moisten yourself with regular dude exposure you will get sick diseases.

this is such a medieval way of thinking about vaginas like it’s actually a peg lower than thinking someone who’s on their period is being temporarily possessed by some sort of evil force

see, the lady parts, the name of which must never be spoken lest one incur the lord’s wrath, are where the lady body stores extra blood when not using it to grow and nourish the early stage of human life, the homunculus. This blood contains large amounts of metal, which become the bones of the homunculus as it develops.

It’s the presence of man parts and their magnetic aura which excite the iron and spur the lady parts into activity, causing them to work up a sweat. This is important as it rids her body of evil smells, which would otherwise pollute the homunculus with sinful thoughts and cause her child to be born left-handed.

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