“i’ve got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a hello kitty rollerskate” pretty much summarizes this whole episode.

Queer Stans: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

Gravity Falls + Onion headlines: Part 1

AToTS text posts: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4

DDamD text posts: Part 1

The Stanchurian Candidate text posts: Part 1

The Last Mabelcorn text posts: Part 1

Roadside Attraction text posts: Part 1

Dipper and Mabel VS The Future text posts: Part 1 / Part 2

Weirdmageddon (Part One) text posts: Part 1 / Part 2

Weirdmageddon (Part Two) text posts: Part 1