Sister: If I bleach my face, will my acne go away?
Me: If I bleach my stomach will my problems go away?
Sister: I mean they would, but I thought you were going to say ass.
Me: Why would you bleach your asshole?? Like a butthole is a butthole?!
Sister: ASSthetic
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