fgsshinyhoard

Samus Aran amiibos can open the ticket barriers of Moscow Vyacheslav train station, without needing a ticket.

This is due to an oddly specific RFID in the amiibo that just syncs up correctly enough to the train station’s own reader.  But what I like to say the real reason for this is

Samus don’t need no fucking authorisation so FUCK YOU ADAM


FUCK YOU AND YOUR DEAD MILITARY ASS BITCH I DON’T NEED NO AUTHORISATION


I’M FUCKING SAMUS


“Any objections, Putin?”

suminerdko

Can’t believe that Samus’ scan visor does unlock irl stuff.

spazztastic-muffin

how did someone even find this out. ‘fuck no ticket, let me in samus’