kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:
Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.
I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.
Fuck you, Barbara
You want to do this now, Helen?
Oh it is on Brenda
Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan
Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!
Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet
You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.
At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?
C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!
NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…
Oh Cassie, we all know you don’t really mean that.
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