zonecassette:

league-of-legends-christmas-boys:

Here we see the difference between a greedy bastard and a kind loving king. Tubbs, the ever greedy, takes the entire bowl and pays you with 20-60 fish. Xerxes IX, the generous and caring royalty, gives nearly the same amount of fish for merely the amount of food that a normal cat consumes. Proof that tubbs is good for nothing.

Yeah, I already proved this dumbass theory wrong here. But if you’re too stubborn to even click the link:

Xerxes is a king, and Tubbs is a commoner. While I certainly appreciate the gifts that Xerxes brings, Tubbs is making a much larger sacrifice. I recall the story of The Widow and the Two Mites from the Gospel of Mark:

⁴¹And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much. ⁴²And there came a certain poor widow, and she threw in two mites, which make a farthing. ⁴³And he called unto him his disciples, and saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That this poor widow hath cast more in, than all they which have cast into the treasury: ⁴⁴For all they did cast in of their abundance; but she of her want did cast in all that she had, even all her living.

Eat shit. Tubbs gives so much, and Xerxes gives so little.

Man, the neko atsume fandom is getting crazy up in here.