adurot:

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adurot:

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adurot:

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Ah, the Christmas season. All my childhood favourites are here- Santa, Rudolph, Frosty, the Angel of Death

I believe that is the Ghost Of Christmas Past.

That’s krampus you uncultured swine

Krampus has horns you unlearned plebeian.

The ghost of christmas past is a child on fire untaught boar.

You are correct that I misused my tenses, and should have labeled it the Ghost of Christmas Future. Was still closer than labeling a hornless skeleton Krampus, inerudite bourgeois.

The ghost of chrismas future is a looming hooded being that resembles death. It is faceless and lacks wings. The only part that isn’t covered by a cloak is it’s hands which looked sickly but were still human, you unscholarly gascon.