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Ah, the Christmas season. All my childhood favourites are here- Santa, Rudolph, Frosty, the Angel of Death

I believe that is the Ghost Of Christmas Past.

That’s krampus you uncultured swine

Krampus has horns you unlearned plebeian.

The ghost of christmas past is a child on fire untaught boar.

You are correct that I misused my tenses, and should have labeled it the Ghost of Christmas Future. Was still closer than labeling a hornless skeleton Krampus, inerudite bourgeois.

The ghost of chrismas future is a looming hooded being that resembles death. It is faceless and lacks wings. The only part that isn’t covered by a cloak is it’s hands which looked sickly but were still human, you unscholarly gascon.

Look at the original illustration of the ghost of christmas yet to come and notice that there is skin on the hands.