gepardo:

dookiediamonds:

caribe-hippie:

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion:

shop-blvck-nostalgia:

vimbia:

vincisomething:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

Wear a wig.
Contact lenses .
Change your accent .
Change Hand when writing .
Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa .
Contour the hell outta your face.

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away
Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

Y'all suspect af😂

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

Wash and donate all clothes wore during the crime in different donation bins

steal some of the victims cloths before committing the murder. Wear them during.

Take out all the victims teeth to make them look for a serial killer.

Go to teh trash behind a barber shop and take a bunch of hair clippings from different people and scatter them around the scene of the crime so the police will have a hard time figuring out who was there an who wasn’t