me: *replaced me and zayn’s lube with superglue*
zayn: um wtf i can’t get out
me: damn :/// i guess you just gotta stay in there huh?? damn :(UM excuse me? Super glue immediately dries when it comes in contact with human skin to avoid the exact scenario you just described, and it can easily be removed with nail polish remover, Stop lying to us.
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