conspicuouslad

The other day I spent five minutes staring at the leftover pumpkin pie, trying to figure out if the black stuff was mold or blueberry.

adurot

You should shame her for making pie instead of pumpkin bread.

conspicuouslad

Bitch, I made the pies

chefpyro

I can’t believe tumblr user adurot’s sexist assumption that the wife in this scenario was the one who prepared the food. Clearly, he should be lynched, or whatever it is people on tumblr usually do when this happens.

blazing-forge

Usually dox and send copious amounts of anon hate.

chefpyro

Well frankly that sounds like a lot more work than a simple good old-fashioned lynching

adurot

Good luck lynching me, I’m hardly ever home!

silver-tongues-blog

Kick him throuhg the internets!