nearsightedgirl

Stan Pines literally punches several eagles

Originally posted by portmanteautruck

And still gets chosen to be mayor by the mayor picking eagle.

Originally posted by tel-gip

Donald Trump

Originally posted by kropotkindersurprise

Tries to pose with one for photos (one that is presumably used to photography on top of that)

Originally posted by kameik0

almost loses hand.

Stan Pines 2016!

slimeportal

For the record, wasn’t Stan disqualified from running for a whole slew of felonies, including inventing new ones?

silver-tongues-blog

Yeah but donald trumps done much worse. Also, trump was rejected by the bird which automatically disqualifies and I’ve never seen his shadow.