lycoteuthis

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

trailerparkhardcore

Suction warlock

dongstomper

don the piss robe

macklemorehentai

+6 stealth
-8 charisma

iamoutofideas

pisslord

Source: lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131