cardsagainstprofanity
why being a gay girl is so hard

Guy 1: wow Dave, you’re really hot. That shirt really shows off your muscles.
Guy 2: *now realises Guy 1 is hitting on him*

Girl 1: you’re so pretty and that lipstick makes you look really kissable.
Girl 2: oh my god thanks youre so sweet. you like my lipstick? It was only $5 can you believe it? you’re just the greatest