Idk why everyone thinks Slytherins are all evil bc they’re ambitious when in most cases ambition really just leads to shoving a whole pizza in your mouth because some hoe said you couldn’t.
#slytherin is the house of stubbornly completed dares that probably weren’t thought through the whole way
Hufflepuff: bet you can’t do the thing!
Slytherin: I can SO do the thing! watch!
Slytherin: *does the thing but with consequences* I have made a mistake….but I did the thing
Hufflepuff: you sure did. do you want me to take you to the infirmary?
Slytherin: yes.
I bet you could get a slytherine to drink a polyjuice potion with an owl feather instead of a hair strand this way.