If you became a pony IRL, what would be ten things you'd do first? Including stuff like "eat foods to know how different is the taste now".

Try grass

Try flowers

Walk on various surfaces, get a feel for hooves

Scare the living bejesus out of people by talking

Run around the block a few times with equine endurance

Try on clothes

Hit up Hasbro for a contract

Start a unique Youtube channel

Find out I can’t art with hooves

Fall into a deep, awful despair