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If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.

darkersolstice

Dumbold Tramp.

cannibalcoalition

Dernald Frump

baeddelshinsgirl

Tronald Dump

blue-author

Trombone Klump.

rosespirit

dolan pump

wellmanicuredman

deeznuts grump

beesmygod

dangan trompa

electaatyourservice

Donwad trupef

somecanadianperson

Doofus Frump

mrsdoctorwinchesterumbelle

Dingus Dump

gryffindork75

Wrongold Dump

bigmammallama5

Doonal Tromp

carmillasleatherpants

doodle troop

commandergaysocks

Dingus Trumpet

pavlovedogs

Dronko Tungus

deadmomjokes

Dumble Trope

scienceandfandoms

Dumbass Slump

workingclassnerd

Dismal Frump

barbaricyip

Dongle Flump

mercurialmalcontent

Tronald Dump

slipstreamborne

I was going to say Dump Truck but then I realized that they actually provided a necessary service to the community.

inquisidorkss

Dobangle Trampoline

actualkatekane

Dingle Tingle

silver-tongues-blog

Donald Duck