37chickenducks

I can summon a storm of weird hybrid chickenducks

sophiedoodlz

my doodles come to life? I dunno xD

perpetualvelocity

I GO FAST.

ALL THE TIME

bonkalore

Anything I imagine will fabricate into reality and play out the stories in my head.

I’m both more than ok and terrified with this.

nanxaimer

I have no damn clue but I assume given its origins I can travel through the realm of darkness, summon Nobodies and probably can paint things into existence.

greecelt

Greecelt is just greekceltic mushed together, so I guess I get naked and get drunk?

americanninjax

Apparently I’m a mysterious ninja dressed in the colors of the American flag. Oh my god I’m a 1990’s superhero…

fancymancer

I am the classiest motherfucking fashion-wizard ever born.

bloodywolfmoon

I control blood and turn in to a wolf under the moon.

gravityfallstrapped-randomgirl33

I can trap anyone in the gravity falls universe while… becoming any age with the number three in it at random?

raggedymancomegetme

???? idk i can summon the Doctor or a person who is raggedy? first one seems nice

pearlisapear

I can fucking turn into a pear get on my level

erens-butthole

I summon Eren and he makes deadly farts 

kaliya15

I can be me…times 15?

rent2love

I guess I’m like…a prostitute? You can rent my love.

keisjunk

@rent2love we’ll be prostitutes together…my username is exactly innocent

currentlyacceptingcuddles

I can induce villains to cuddle with me. Hella.

squigglyrocks

Ummmmm…power of lava? Power of rocks? Power of boners? Shit idk

lana-loves-lingua-latina

i can…love the latin language? i do that already

panwithpots

I am a walking frying pan with a brigade of mini pots. That… Fight crime. Yeah.

2spooky2quick

I’m too spooky, and too quick

bisexual-leonard-church

I am literally a bisexual failing AI. Great.

michaelcaboosethings

Im caboose! And I have things!

randomdraggon

I turn into a Dragon at random moments. I am no superhero. I’m a superproblem.

faust-the-dream-weaver

I am a master of illusions and trickery… I can make you think you saw, heard, smelt, or felt something that never happened…

infinitypixel

I can turn into an infinite number of pixels??????

asexual-sans

so i make people get dunked on with the power of magic and asexuality
nice

pkrockinallnight

im literally fucking ness from earthbound

comoriri

I made up the word comoriri so idk tf am i supposed to say

earthbound-is-best

I destroy people with the power of EarthBound’s greatness

pk-lv

:> level of violence

chara-against-bullshit

I’m motherfucking chara

Originally posted by sama-ma

changeling-droneco

I can shape shift and feed on love

Sweet

yosgay--homomura

I am a piece of trash that’s gay???

robustquestioner

I ask people questions quite robustly.

silver-tongues-blog

Oh dear god, I’m essentially killgrave but ‘good’

@scraps-is-busy, you want to join my superhero team.