you guys holy shit i just THOUGHT of something just now in the shower, and i let out this hellish cackle (I BEGIN TO HOLLER) so hard i almost fell over and died

ok in the pacifist ending, Papyrus is driving his sweet car, ok (good for you, sweet skeleton angel child, live ur dream)

I mean, barring the possibility that the car is stolen/acquired through illicit means (BUT THAT IS NOT A HEROIC THING TO DO!!! THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD *NEVER* DO SUCH A THING!!!!)

Papyrus would have had to apply for a drivers’ lisence

and take the exam

and get a TERRIBLE DRIVERS’ LISENCE PHOTO

YOU GUYS

he learned to use THE PRNDL

pap, would you like AAMMMMMMM, or FFFFMMMMMM?