Silver Tongue

cocolooo:

joolaweed:

something we agreed we like about uncle vernon is that despite like, personally suffering at the hands of wizards pretty significantly (dudley’s tail, marge), vernon is like, always ready to fuck with wizards? like he is SO SCARED of them but he’s always ready to fight? please take this moment to imagine uncle vernon meeting voldemort

#i am laughing he’d probably run him over with his new company car #get out and hit him with his umbrella [x]

Reblogged 7 years ago from robustquestioner-deactivated202 (Originally from futchcassidy)
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