deoxyrebornicleic:

prosaicvocabulary:

raevik:

squigglydigg:

janedoodles:

ruhiana:

heecawroo:

bonkalore:

rubykgrant:

dajo42:

not-darquesse:

rebelace16:

kasperaura:

darklyndsea:

bedlamsbard:

alyyks:

norcumi:

herecomesthespiderbutt:

unexpected-imperial-inquisition:

solastolemyvhenan:

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

scribblepups:

aggressive-pepsi:

killerville:

handwritingofgod:

inquisition-madness:

the-champion-of-the-citadel:

I’m bored and this could be fun

I’ll start 

“The importance of proper closure.” 

“Six people find out why making deals with gods is a bad fucking idea”

“Child attempts to save various gods and humanity from ancient evil; ancient evil is only somewhat impressed”

“Bond girl becomes too gay to function.”

A schizophrenic prophet and her LGBT friends sacrifice Straight Larry to zombies

a gay bunny flies around after the only city in the world blows up

You have my attention

Angry smol elf teams up with grumpy tall elf to fight aforementioned grumpy tall elf and bring him to justice for crimes against humanity.

Aliens fucked shit up.

Turns out you can’t trust anyone, especially not the Jedi.

OR

Apparently they aren’t the first Freelancers after all.

Darkness contained by light.

Getting home is only the start of the problems

Being a bad guy really disappoints your parents and various other people with mixed emotions about you.

Love does not automatically fix grief, depression, or alcoholism.

Publicity does not entail making it to the top.

Apparently living for a really long time does wonders for the insanity.

EYES, SO MANY EYES.

When everything happens at once, ignore it all and bake a cake.

 dude gets life advice from dead people

Relationships are hard and so are having powers, but you’re gonna be ok.

communication is very important

Children are very VERY scary.

Genies criminals won’t leave you alone after you break the rules and go to genie prison yourself.

As a matter of fact, mer-people ARE real.

Trying to save the universe with 3 strangers that are also aliens is fucking hard if you cant move further than 100 meters away form them.

when you die you become one of the skittle people

robots are people too but not really

kids find prophecies are bullshit