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I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy
it was all dead people firefly dreams
this fucking goat shot laser beams at me, wtf
Jesus killed me just so we could play a game together
You are now a slug baby
Everything was a dream and MC dies.
And phantom pain has been remained to him, reminding the one who gave him the worst nightmare and imprisonment.
Your friend is the demon son and spanks you
your british friend is stranded in space and you are released into the wild
You kill a small child and your dad goes to space
You slay a dragon and the creators have a philosophical discussion
The Horn, and the Wings of the Devil, a Nun, a fetish doll, and a child king live happily ever after….without their bear skin rug they left on the moon.
You decide to ditch the evil old lady on the planet as you and your pals go space hopping.
You become friends with the hypergod of death.
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Hitting the final boss enough results in something totally unexpected: Child birth.
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You kill a fish that’s piloting a giant mechanical hamster ball.
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