Silver Tongue
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mastermod:

slimeportal:

wavemasterkaz:

poinsixer:

green-tinted-souls:

wavyup:

frozenfire56:

eocb:

homikaaa:

hugeskeletonnerd:

wrobbiewroughtten:

goud-guy:

I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

it was all dead people firefly dreams

this fucking goat shot laser beams at me, wtf

Jesus killed me just so we could play a game together

You are now a slug baby

Everything was a dream and MC dies.

And phantom pain has been remained to him, reminding the one who gave him the worst nightmare and imprisonment.

Your friend is the demon son and spanks you

your british friend is stranded in space and you are released into the wild

You kill a small child and your dad goes to space

You slay a dragon and the creators have a philosophical discussion

The Horn, and the Wings of the Devil, a Nun, a fetish doll, and a child king live happily ever after….without their bear skin rug they left on the moon.

You decide to ditch the evil old lady on the planet as you and your pals go space hopping.

You become friends with the hypergod of death.

Reblogged 7 years ago from scraps-is-busy (Originally from samusisnotasextoy)
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    Good news! Your horse is ok. Bad news? You’re dead and your girlfriend’s stuck in some old ruins. Oh well, at least she...
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    You stopped the world from ending by ruining another plane of existence and killing the dark lord, yourself
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    giant bear in space
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    (why not even talk about the spin-off)You beat the shit out of the final boss offsprings(?) For only them later escaping...
  19. samohxt2-0 said: (why not even talk about the spin-off) You beat the shit out of the final boss offsprings(?) For only them later escaping and reuniting all into the final boss, you them beat the shit out of him, only for him later escaping and reuniting with other parts of himself and becoming a giagant , you then beat the shit out of him on a tower with the help of a old blaster team, at the end he blast to the moon. (This boss was reaaaaaly weird)
  20. samohxt2-0 said: (what’s two without three lmao) So you travel for 12 floors of this skyscraper and at the last floor you beat the shit out of the minion of the final boss, then you beat the shit out of the final boss, but then you are abducted by an UFO, you then battle again the final boss but he changed into an abomination thanks to a UFO stone, after you beat him the UFO goes nuts and almost crashes on the city but a superhero team saved everyone. (Lmao best game of the 3 for me)
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