I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

it was all dead people firefly dreams

this fucking goat shot laser beams at me, wtf

Jesus killed me just so we could play a game together

You are now a slug baby

Everything was a dream and MC dies.

And phantom pain has been remained to him, reminding the one who gave him the worst nightmare and imprisonment.

Your friend is the demon son and spanks you

your british friend is stranded in space and you are released into the wild

You kill a small child and your dad goes to space

You slay a dragon and the creators have a philosophical discussion

The Horn, and the Wings of the Devil, a Nun, a fetish doll, and a child king live happily ever after….without their bear skin rug they left on the moon.

You decide to ditch the evil old lady on the planet as you and your pals go space hopping.