masteraura:

silver-tongues-blog:

scraps-is-busy:

DO CINNAMON ROLLS GO GWAARGH!? No, that is clearly… A SINNAMON ROLL!

RAYQUAZA IS SUCH A FUCKING BITCH

AFTER BEING BUILT UP TO BE THIS BADASS DRAGON OF THE SKY WHO PREVENTED THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WORLD ON MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS, HE ENDS UP:

DOING NO DAMAGE

Originally posted by chipsprites

GETS CAUGHT ON THE FIRST BALL

Originally posted by silverjolteon

LOSING TO SPACE NERD IN ONE HIT AND RUINED MY NON-MEGA PLAYTHROUGH BY REQUIRING HIM TO BE MEGA LIKE A BITCH

Originally posted by chipsprites

ALSO HE LOOKS LIKE A BITCH

FUCK REQUAZA

FUCK MEGA EVOLUTIONS

FUCK THE SKY

He is just trying to be the best Sky Noodle he can be.

yeah, well his best isn’t enough. you wanna know what he lost to? When I was fighting him, an Aron.

Originally posted by sunrisespectrum

When I was using him, a fucking goodra in one hit.

Originally posted by h0ppip

And then again in one hit against a space noodle

Originally posted by shinycaterpie

He may be doing his best but he’s clearly not good at it. I wouldn’t be so pissed if he wasn’t built up to be a super god of awesomeness with an entire temple built to his glory and him being spoken about in legends. Like, imagine if the master sword ended up being made of foam. That’s how pissed I am.