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Well?

I think I just killed my foot

well my kidneys were already fucked..so..uh…im fine

((I shot my mother and sister))

good bye laptop!

My bathroom door is gone

(Well there’s a hole in my floor now. Oh well.)

I pulled a yang/mercury and shattered my knee

bye head

there goes all of my expensive stuff. Also my bagel. Dammit.

just a hole in the wall, no big.

WHELP, I’d have just shot myself in the face

I shoot the floor… Horray! I got off easy!

I’m bundled up in a blanked with my left hand between my legs for warmth. I just blew my crotch off.

  1. twigstarpikachutroll22 said: i just shot myself in the chin i hate this post
  2. twigstarpikachutroll22 said: I FREAKING HATE THIS POST
  3. queenofturkeys reblogged this from queensparklekitten and added:
    Just shot through my laptop to my leg, thanks for that
  4. queensparklekitten reblogged this from twigstarpikachutroll22 and added:
    i fatally shot myself AGAIN, although from a different angle this time. WHY DO I KEEP HITTING VITAL ORGANS why cant i...
  5. twigstarpikachutroll22 reblogged this from queensparklekitten and added:
    Berry’s rushing to find the necormancy books again.Meanwhile I’ve grazed my left arm and the bullet bounced off the...
  6. otterfire reblogged this from queensparklekitten and added:
    Phone gone and will have injuries to my face
  7. rudeness-sarcasm-and-cytoplasm reblogged this from im-a-dragon-cawcaw
  8. rambling-manticore reblogged this from book-limerence and added:
    half of my damn face is gone wtf–
  9. pandorauniverse616 reblogged this from captainoffrustration and added:
    there goes my laptop and chest…
  10. bisexual-genderfluid-fan reblogged this from scrat-is-god and added:
    Shot my right ear, possibly grazed my chin, definitely hearing loss in both ears, it may have slammed into my wall on...
  11. one-depresso-espresso reblogged this from awkwardjester and added:
    lol just my ceiling fan
  12. youcandalekmyballs reblogged this from lavenderthrills and added:
    Just shot a hole into the garage from my bedroom wall. Ehhh… i don’t like this house, anyway.
  13. generic-internet-name reblogged this from im-a-dragon-cawcaw and added:
    I’m resting my chin in my left hand but mostly on the thumb, with my other fingers curled over my palm… I’m not dead,...
  14. articulate-anxious-atheist reblogged this from im-a-dragon-cawcaw and added:
    Phone? Rip. Church ceiling? Rekt.
  15. parasitic-artist reblogged this from the-nerd-cat
  16. lavenderthrills reblogged this from genderqueer-badass
  17. genderqueer-badass reblogged this from im-a-dragon-cawcaw and added:
    phone, maybe part of my arm
  18. scrat-is-god reblogged this from book-limerence and added:
    I mean depending on exactly where on my palm the shotgun barrel is I either took out my phone and neck or my right boob
  19. the-nerd-cat reblogged this from captainoffrustration and added:
    Shot straight trough my forehead
  20. awkwardjester reblogged this from im-a-dragon-cawcaw and added:
    Through my phone and to my other hand oop
  21. captainoffrustration reblogged this from im-a-dragon-cawcaw
  22. just-a-rebloging-blog reblogged this from hypnoticcdan and added:
    It went into the closet-
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