I think I just killed my foot

well my kidneys were already fucked..so..uh…im fine

((I shot my mother and sister))

good bye laptop!

My bathroom door is gone

(Well there’s a hole in my floor now. Oh well.)

I pulled a yang/mercury and shattered my knee

bye head

there goes all of my expensive stuff. Also my bagel. Dammit.

just a hole in the wall, no big.

WHELP, I’d have just shot myself in the face

I shoot the floor… Horray! I got off easy!