Silver Tongue
Weird shit from 2015

gayvoid:

  • Deez Nuts was a presidential candidate and tumblr users made serious posts telling people not to vote for Deez Nuts
  • A tumblr user stole actual human bones for witchcraft
  • 70°F weather in the Northern US on Christmas
  • Banksy created an edgy parody theme park called “Dismaland” but to everyone else, it seemed more like a parody of itself
  • Berenstein/stain bears got people contemplating the existence of parallel universes
  • Sam Pepper kidnapped a man and acted out a fake execution of his best friend in front of him for a youtube “prank”
  • Donald Trump suggested fascist plans of documenting and banning all muslims in the United States, gained support for it
  • Tumblr user foreverhonest made a post seriously trying to convince people that there’s a bus full of people who wear “Down With Cis” shirts who just go around and beat random people up
  • “What if there was a white kid who had an illness and their one wish was to say the N word, would it be okay to say it then?” 
  • Arcane Kids released a game called “Sonic Dreams Collection” where you make sonic fetish films straight outta deviantart, stare into the void that is sonic’s eyes, and feed worms to eggman like a bird to make him big and strong
  • A TERF told a story of how she “clocked” a trans women for complimenting her on a quesadilla
  • Minions
  • The internet got into wild debates over the color of a dress with completely contradictory perceptions of blue/black vs white/gold
  • People filmed themselves trying to summon a demon with pencils
  • A story popped up that accused Prime Minister David Cameron of fucking a dead pig and everyone just kinda believed it. 

So overall cool year, aside from the fact that it was basically a year-long onion article come to life. 

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