according to your birthday, in 2016, you will

julieyumi:

1-5: be completely baffled by 
6-10: in the mistaken belief that it is a puppy, attempt to pet
11-15: ascend to the throne of the world as the new god of
16-20: cry a lot about
21-25: seek heaven through
26-31: finally get to be with your beautiful lover, who is

january: the weight of your sins
february: full communism
march: rage bigger than your body can contain
april: the Sun
may: eleven-dimensional space
june: violence
july: the merciless confines of linear time
august: a fictional character
september: the void
october: a ghost
november: every single dragon
december: a giant robot

Cry a lot about a ghost….
METTATON AND NAPSTABLOOK NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  1. kitten-noire reblogged this from apopcornkernel and added:
    I don’t remember tranforming into snowflakes but okay
  2. apopcornkernel reblogged this from bugaboo-valerie and added:
    im going to consume potatoes. sounds legit
  3. bugaboo-valerie reblogged this from blue-winter-hoes and added:
    …When did I steal the Declaration of Independence in 2016?
  4. jimbob-didleydoo reblogged this from julieyumi
  5. abeth-zuppa reblogged this from donnasaturno
  6. ohboyohboywhatwillgowrongtoday reblogged this from ylwkirby and added:
    battle with flowers-
  7. desk-gun reblogged this from future-trigger and added:
    “finally get to be with your beautiful lover who is violence”change it to 2018 and the first half is true
  8. semper-fluo reblogged this from whiz-disk and added:
    Master flowers…..