Silver Tongue
THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

metal-gear-zeke:

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

First the lights will flicker on and off.
Next, the phone will ring but nobody will e there.
And finally, the walls WILL OOOZE GREEN SLIME! oh wait, they always do that. But what was the third thing?

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