underwater masturbation
And that was the most reasonable one I saw :/
“sentimental southern angst”
well shit that’s it, that’s my entire fucking life
hashtag cannibal anal
…
Uh, I think this one is for @emospritelet
lolol. I got emotional communist striptease. Which, no.
@spottytonguedog here’s one for Stan - sensuous tentacle docking XD
naked cannibal oral
wow just wow
@emospritelet I got “softcore vampire cockwarming” :-)
Doing more of these because they’re fun and I need cheering up today :(
Inexperienced scientific fisting - paging @dr-nicholas-rush and @mr-r-gold XD
sexy mathematical sexytimes
Lol. XD
“strictly platonic lizard cunnilingus”
I have a million scenarios in my head and I can see myself writing every single one of them…“sorry about the fairy striptease” I GOT A BETTER ONE
“implied raptor striptease” where do I sign up?
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