underwater masturbation

And that was the most reasonable one I saw :/

“sentimental southern angst”

well shit that’s it, that’s my entire fucking life

hashtag cannibal anal

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Uh, I think this one is for @emospritelet

lolol. I got emotional communist striptease. Which, no.

@spottytonguedog here’s one for Stan - sensuous tentacle docking XD

naked cannibal oral

wow just wow

@emospritelet I got “softcore vampire cockwarming” :-) 

Doing more of these because they’re fun and I need cheering up today :(

Inexperienced scientific fisting - paging @dr-nicholas-rush and @mr-r-gold  XD

sexy mathematical sexytimes

Lol. XD

“strictly platonic lizard cunnilingus”

I have a million scenarios in my head and I can see myself writing every single one of them…

“sorry about the fairy striptease” I GOT A BETTER ONE