white people
Oh yeah it’s white people. Not that everyone has to eat early because they have to go into work that same day. Or in a few hours. Or are already at work. Or are so obsessed with sales they have to get to stores. Yeah it’s white people. Yep.
Or elderly people who have a sleep schedual which takes up most of the day. Elderly people who tend to do the most cooking and tend to host the holiday and get worn out by 4:30