@sigmatique@teardropgemstratosphericstrawberryslimexlr:
like other states make fun of texas but they genuinely fail to grasp how texan texas is we have texas shaped everything
texas shaped gravestones
texas shaped mirrors
texas shaped cheese
texas shaped pools
texas shaped glasses
honestly i could go on tldr is that if you can think of it you can probably buy it shaped like texas
What about texas shaped eggs?
texas shaped eggs
and since youre here for breakfast why not sit down and have some
texas shaped waffles
texas shaped toast
and a texas shaped cup to hold your drink!
i can’t make this up
this post makes me cry bcuz i live here now
WELCOME TO TEXAS
From my personal collection:
Texas Shaped party trays
Texas Shaped stepping stones at a Hospital
Texas Shaped cookie cutters
Not Texas-shaped but just marvel at these
And not from my own photographs:
Texas Shaped Pizza
Texas Shaped chips
Texas Shaped Chocolates
As someone who’s lived here almost 25 years I can confirm: Texas has NO chill.
Having lived in Texas hella long, it weirds me out that other states don’t have this
This isn’t normal? lol
I remember thinking it was so weird, after moving there when I was 11, that we said the Texas pledge in school after the regular pledge of allegiance. Other kids were like, “what, you didn’t say the New Jersey pledge at your old school?”
is this true?Having lived here all my life, the fact that other states DON’T do this sort of thing still surprises me.
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