robustquestioner:

marquis-de-lafayiff:

kynawrath:

eliashaverson:

therailz:

polyleisle:

tepidtwisted:

wyrmforge:

insidealosershead:

cosmie-hrt:

deoxyrebornicleic:

sans-the–skeleton:

akheilos-aria:

themercyrose:

wemustbereal:

cmdthenerd:

inquisidorkss:

paladinbeefcake:

necessaryocthings:

describe your oc’s backstory in the shittiest way you can imagine

A nonbinary finds out that someone destroyed their garden. Time to destroy the Earth

All my friends are dead. Cool dad is sad but goes on an adventure anyways

angsty teen transgender hates family, is abducted by Magic People™, and learns to do cool stuff to save the world

piece of glass comes to life, gets pissed off about it.

kylo ren-esque half-human ghost spends time shittily raising a child and generally being annoying

@ancillacaeli Can you guess who I’m talking about

I have trouble with emotions so I’m going to go punch the person who stole my soul.

im not gonna follow the rules of society so im gonna rebuild myself and escape to someone who cares

i was abandoned as a fetus by anonymous scientists and now i make robots and cry underground

I was buried alive and then possessed by a demon so I made my own Mafia in hell

I woke up in a strangers bedroom after losing my memory’s and now i’m his assistant

cat girl bleeds to solve all her problems, she causes more problems with bleeding

dragon loves katanas, shitty sunglasses wearers and an old man in the baby cage

Girl has daddy issues so decides to set all gods on fire.

Girl is a dumpster diver and gets in trouble.

Loser get glass in his eye.

Girl can’t make a decision and so people die.

Kid wants to be a garbage man. But with more blood.

guy is sold by his dad for a cool hat

guy is abandoned by his parents for cool hats

guy is shoved into a robot body by a group of AI who wanted him to wear a cool hat. 

young man is afraid of banana elves

turtle-lizard adopted by criminal cats

orc mom marries rich, daughter becomes a witch

Goddamn capitalists

she died

Being stuck around republicans sucks