[Rick Sanchez voice] Oh shit M-Morty, h-h-here here come the *uuurp* h-heterosexuals
rick knows that he, morty, summer, etc. are all heterosexual, right?
MORTY W-WE’RE TOO LATE, TH-THE HETEROS ARE HERE.
as you can see by this graph, rick sanchez is not straight. morty however
this just in: mortys not straight anymore
The creators have openly spoken about Rick being pansexual…
He did have sex with an entire planet being controlled by a hive mind regardless of the individual genders after all