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What did the people of Princess Leia’s home planet do when they saw the Death Star?
They ALL-da-RAN!
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What do you call a bird of prey that time-travels to the year 2000?
A Millennium Falcon!
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What do you get when you cut a Yo-Yo in half?
A Yo, duh!
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Where do Han Solo and Chewbacca go to vape?
Cloud City!
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What did Luke’s aunt want him to get when he moved out?
A JABBA
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I apologize, that last joke was… Sar-lacking.
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Why don’t Ewoks like to go outside?
Because their whole planet is En-Door!
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What does the Emperor do to measure how many bowel movements a Sith Lord has had in one day?
Count Doodoo!
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What do you call it when Jamie Foxx has a cameo in a Star Wars movie?
Jango Fett Unchained!
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What do you call it when the director of the Star Wars movies gets a cold?
GEORGE
MUCUS
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What do you call the areas between General Grievous’ wrists and elbows?
His… four-arms!!!
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What do you call someone that contests formal attire accessories?
A
TIE
FIGHTER
Funny Joke?
…does this make any sense if you’ve actually seen star wars or is it just jibberish???