What did the people of Princess Leia’s home planet do when they saw the Death Star?
They ALL-da-RAN!
FUUUUUUNNY JOKE
What do you call a bird of prey that time-travels to the year 2000?
A Millennium Falcon!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY JOKE
What do you get when you cut a Yo-Yo in half?
A Yo, duh!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY JOKE
Where do Han Solo and Chewbacca go to vape?
Cloud City!
FUNNNY
JOOOOOOKE
What did Luke’s aunt want him to get when he moved out?
A JABBA
FUNNY
JOKE
I apologize, that last joke was… Sar-lacking.
funny joke
Why don’t Ewoks like to go outside?
Because their whole planet is En-Door!
FUNNY
JOKE
What does the Emperor do to measure how many bowel movements a Sith Lord has had in one day?
Count Doodoo!
FUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
joke
What do you call it when Jamie Foxx has a cameo in a Star Wars movie?
Jango Fett Unchained!
FUNNY JOKE
What do you call it when the director of the Star Wars movies gets a cold?
GEORGE
MUCUS
FUNNY JOKE
What do you call the areas between General Grievous’ wrists and elbows?
His… four-arms!!!
F̕͏̼͕̹͇̻̠̠̘ͅF̷̶͔̟̪̮̫F̷̵̫̯̬̺͍͕̥̗̦͓̠́ͅF̢҉̨͙̻̞̺̳͡F̧̛̥̩͓̞̥͖͟͞F̦̳̹͈̘̟͕͙͈̮̀͟͠F҉̶̨̬͈͚͎͓̥̝͎̫͜ͅF̱̞̠̮̜̫̻͔̭̲́̀͘͟ͅF̢̛̰͚̪̙̼̪͟͡F͏͕͎̗͔͙̦͕̗͇̹̻ͅF͟͞҉̫̣̪̰͙̟̝̫̩̞̞̝̝F̧͖̦̩̺̱̕͡F̴͈̟͚̪͎̳͕̪̠̖͕̤͓̜̰͙̥̩͇͘F̷̵̻̘̺̞͖̰̼̜͙͈͖̱̤̱ͅͅF̢̡̖̰̺̳̺͎̼̮̙̮̼͔̼̝ͅF̸̩̩̱̻̠̰͎̹̮̩̰̩̱́̕ͅF͏͇̜̱͕̥̮̭͔ͅF̡̡̖̠̖̖͍̹͈̕F̸͘҉̧̱̦̞̳̩͙̭͖͉͕̤̳̻̩͇͇͓͈͜F̧̧̙͓̠̬̼͓͕̟̹̖̜͖̀̕͞ͅF͔͔̯̖̠͙͇͕̠̠͍͉̫̪̰͢͞͝F̴̵̧̪̼͙̞͙̯̬̹͎̥̀̕F̢̝̜̳̟͢͢͝F̡̰̯̩̻̹͇͚́́F̴̨͓̱̝̺̀F͎̜͓̪͇̜̰̜̦̘͙̳͓̘̯͓͘̕F̵̛̗̺͍͇̬͟͜ͅF̞͇̖̬̠̕͜͢͜F̢̫͓̹̳̹̱̹͍̪͇̜͜͞F͜͏̸͏͙͔̣̝̣̩̩̭́F҉̛̭̞̱͈̗̖͔̰̝͙͍̤̘̘̦̖͜U̧̬̣̙̰̱̤̟̹̟̖̤͇͉̹̕͘͞ͅU̴̵͕̼̤͕̯̹̬̮͚͚̪͎͚̥̭̯͈͜U҉̶̧͏̡̹̲̺̟̤Ų̵̶͠҉̟̙͙̟ͅU̵̜͍̹̗̗͍͚̹̩̞̮̩͡U̷̵͎͖̝̹̳̭̖͚̞̲̜͈̝̪͝ͅͅU̴̢͙̺̤͔̜͍̗̭̠͙̕͢U̶̧͈̯̱̣̯̖͕̼̲͈͎̕͘ͅU̷͏͚͉̪̱̮̮͉Ư͇̪̻̘̦̬̙͍̞͇̤̖̝̝̝ͅŲ͉͖͔͔̩̺̜͕̜͍̘͙̲͔͎͔͘͜͜Ừ̬̦̮̭͍͍̼̯̤̙̪̩̻̳͙̯͉̫͘̕Ṵ͈͍̯̳̤͚̫͍̗̪̜̼̼̪̩̪͍̞́͘͠U̶̵̱̳͎̯̕͡U̵͏͖̯͓̳̩̥͍̻͓̙̯̫̯̠̮̪̝͞ͅͅN̶̟͖̣͙͍̱̤̯̪͙̹͕̤͇͘̕ͅN̶͡͏̟̖̙͕̪̘̟̳̣̼̦̭̯͇͚ͅN̴̢̛͕͔̦̱͢͜Ṋ̷̰̙̻̣̭N̴̴̡̟͇̜̼̦͙̝̤̮̩͈̻͖͙̼̱͕N̷̖̫̳̜̜̤̫̬͓̦̞̱͓̣̲͢Y̛̺̠̗̼̙̝̠̬͍̥̙͓Ỵ̧̢̞͙͇͎̮̯͚̖͈̲̣̹͓͔̲ͅY̛̟͍̘̜̥͙̺̣̤͎̬̞͘͠Y̢͉͚͙͔̖̤̳̝̜̙͍͘̕Y̸̵̷̨̧̬͈̻̪͉͔͙̩͈̲̙͍Y̷̨͎͎̜̺͈͎͈̪̮̥̹̲͢͞ ̷̳̦͙͚͖̪̝͚̫̟̖̦̞̝̺͓̪̞͜͟͝͝J̢̛̗̙̺͕̘͉̜̖̯̟̝̙͔͎͚̩̪Ớ̵͖̤̲̦͚͇̩̪̬̤̼̜̬̟͕̫͔̲͖͢K̨̛̀͡͏̭͔̞͍E̷͏̝̫̖͇͝
What do you call someone that contests formal attire accessories?
A
TIE
FIGHTER
Funny Joke?
…does this make any sense if you’ve actually seen star wars or is it just jibberish???
no, you have to have also seen something else to be able to understand it
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Hahahaa! I tested these out on my Star Wars fan friends and they groaned with appreciation :D
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