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joke yoda

What did the people of Princess Leia’s home planet do when they saw the Death Star?

They ALL-da-RAN!

FUUUUUUNNY JOKE

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What do you call a bird of prey that time-travels to the year 2000?

A Millennium Falcon!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNY JOKE

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What do you get when you cut a Yo-Yo in half?

A Yo, duh!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNY JOKE

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Where do Han Solo and Chewbacca go to vape?

Cloud City!

FUNNNY

JOOOOOOKE

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What did Luke’s aunt want him to get when he moved out?

A JABBA

FUNNY

JOKE

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I apologize, that last joke was… Sar-lacking.

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Why don’t Ewoks like to go outside?

Because their whole planet is En-Door!

FUNNY

JOKE

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What does the Emperor do to measure how many bowel movements a Sith Lord has had in one day?

Count Doodoo!

FUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

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What do you call it when Jamie Foxx has a cameo in a Star Wars movie?

Jango Fett Unchained!

FUNNY JOKE

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What do you call it when the director of the Star Wars movies gets a cold?

GEORGE

MUCUS

FUNNY JOKE

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What do you call the areas between General Grievous’ wrists and elbows?

His… four-arms!!!

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captainsnoop

What do you call someone that contests formal attire accessories?

A

TIE

FIGHTER

Funny Joke?

rikodeine

…does this make any sense if you’ve actually seen star wars or is it just jibberish???

silver-tongues-blog

no, you have to have also seen something else to be able to understand it