my favorite thing about Minnesota so far is discovering there’s a city called SAVAGE, which is right next to a city called BURNSVILLE
…..in all my years in mn, having spent time in both towns, I never put this together.
you mean to tell me…you’ve never got in a diss fight & told someone you’re gonna kick em between the border of SAVAGE and BURNSVILLE
No, but I now realize I wasted my youth by not doing that. I’ll spread this wisdom to the youth. The children will learn.
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS OMG
come to the border of savage and burnsville in next 34 min if u want an ass kicking